Grog - The spy

Turns out Grog also has the rings. So skip the brother-theory. I wonder what kind of club those four have. I mean what does animal loving Grog has to do with guys working on shooting galleries. Guys watching octorocks, wolfos and birds get killed just so a particular green clothed kid would have fun..

That's it! Maybe Grog is from some Greenpeace-kinda thing. He joined the ringclub to destroy them! To rescue the animals! Ohh, Grog, you're so cool.

Developing interests...

I think Shikashi has a secret. A big, bad secret. They say he's a professor of astronomy but do you see any tools in the Astral Observatory? Only a sofa. And what can you do with a sofa? Not astronomy at least. The only astronomy tool is the telescope. And what is Shikashi most interested in when gazing in it? Skull Kid. And when Shikashi is trying to convince you to look in the telescope he says "You can use this telescope to look around town". Town, not the sky. Freaky?

Astral Observatory's interior is pretty unic. Just the sort of happy interior that makes kids curious and wanting to go upstairs. Upstairs to the sofa. And Bomber's Hideout, it's on the way to the Observatory. So that no adults can enter. Convenient, huh?

Outside is a big fence, so that nobody would come in, or so that nobody could get out? Hmm..

Polygamy of 3?

Noticed how the guys in Swamp Shooting Gallery, Clock Town Shooting Gallery and Swamp Tourist Center have the same kind of rings. Maybe they are a polygamy? They are three so that would explain the two rings, since they need a ring from both partners. They do look a lot alike, everything else but the facial expressions that is, so maybe they are brothers. But I don't think so.

Hmm..But there is like no difference in the ringfinger's and indexfinger's lenght. Homosexuals tend to have a bigger lenght difference (link). And they don't seem to be guilty of marriage when you show the Couple's Mask to them. And the one in Swamp Shooting Gallery says Link with the Fairy Mask is a beauty. So let's skip the polygamy theory.

According to Wikipedia it is common to wear an academy signet ring on the opposite ring finger to the wedding ring finger. So maybe they have a Hairy Men's Club, a Secret Club for Overweight Businessmen or something like that. But why two rings? Maybe they wear them just because it looks cool?

Maybe they still are brothers? And the ring is a sign of that. Doesn't the Clocktown-guy's lips looks way too thick? Maybe he took some botox. Failed beauty surgery if that's the case. But who did the surgery?
The mystery remains unsolved.

Bremor - The Cheater

It's no news that Bremor is stupid, he's in the Carpenters afterall. But walking all day long around South Clocktown, with a plank, pretending to work hard is just lol. Of course it never will get finished if you continue like that, you big oaf. I bet he gets hourly wages, so maybe he isn't that stupid then..

Racism in Clocktown 2

Another racist in Clocktown is Jim, the leader of Bombers Secret Society of Justice, ironic huh? And why is he a racist? Just look at how he talks to Goron Link compared to Zora Link:

Racism in Clocktown 1

The Mini-game Operator is a racist. Taking only 5 rupees for Zora Link and 30 rupees for Goron Link. 25 rupees are big money, you can buy a drink from the bar with it, and get money over to put in the bank. Goron=Brown+Fat. Zora=White+Thin. Interesting huh?

Human Link gets to play for 20 rupees, which probably is the normal fare. Deku Link for 10, but that's okay, since he's just a cute little kid. Anyway, compare her stare:

Introduction

This blog is inspired by Zelda and Veronica Mars and meant for entertainment. I don't have a cool father working as a private detective, neither a SLR camera. And since it never happens anything in my hometown I'll seek for mysteries and stuff in videogames. And first in line is my ultimate favorite; The Legend of Zelda - Majora's Mask.